I Saw__________ in a Box of Jelly Doughnuts

“A well developed , precisely defined scar with great character”

Bob Dylan once said, “A hard rain’s gonna fall”, and It seems a deluge is on the way.IMG_9836
Dividing lines….I am, (fill in the blank), and I really believe you are, (fill in the blank), and it is clear for as much as I am, (fill in the blank), you are (fill in the blank).

So all of that being said, the world should spin wonderfully on its axis, small glitches here and there, really nothing to worry about right ? I mean after all most of us don’t give a shit about the big picture, and really what does me just living me have to do with you just living you….and I don’t care who you screw, or what you pray to, or if it’s beef tonight or tofu, if you’re going to heaven or if you’re just dead when you’re dead and the dust to dust conversation holds true….

I’d like to think most people don’t care….ah but that is where I’m wrong, dead wrong….because most people do care, and they care in a, “I don’t really fucking care kind of way”…you know that sort of over the shoulder look as you’re walking away from a really bad dream or when you just realized that love was not what you thought it meant all along…so anyway…people do care and they care far more than they should, not because they care about how you’re doing, but because they care mostly about what you’re doing that they don’t agree with so they can make what they do somehow seem more right…I mean really who cares if men love men and women love women…or if an electric car is better than a gas guzzler …or is some 63% of people who eat at McDonalds think “Real Beef”…is really beef…or if you think radical religious fundamentalism is defined to them….you know….those guys….or if god is on our side but they say he’s on their side….and those guys, well they say he’s really on their side…hmmm….

Think about it, because a burning bush said it, or prophet under a tree said it or maybe a box of doughnuts said it…it just means somebody/something might have and not very likely said it, and that’s kind of the end of the story…And if for some reason you think because I’m wearing stripes with checks is an abomination because a box of jelly doughnuts said it is…you might want to collect yourself first, find out what you’re doing that the box of jelly doughnuts or the burning bush or the prophet under the tree try might call you on….tag you for, your inconsistencies or misgivings or violations of the concepts, rules, and holy stuff of said bush, prophet or Bavarian cream filled…and once you have successfully completed your entire life of living by the sacred principles of what your dogma dictates, then and only then can we have a conversation about what you, (the global you) think I, (the global I) am doing wrong…and still…it just doesn’t matter…

 I abide by 3 simple bits of dogma, that keep my cup full….and a few acquaintances of mine will know exactly what I’m talking about:

  • The 8th day of the week, Zenday
  • The Sacred Purple Tub of Squares
  • The Parable of “The Thousand Deadly Sauces”

So until next time, travel well, play hard and above all don’t worry what somebody else is doing…simple, if you don’t like something…don’t do it, and leave it right there, because there is somebody out there who loves to do what you don’t want to do….

Here’s something to enjoy wherever you are….

“If somebody acts like they don’t care….believe them”

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